Tuesday, May 20, 2008

And talking of rot, lemme tell ya 2 rots that are being hopefully bandied about

I dont know why these 2 sets of stinky shoes are still around, but apparently they are.

One is the rot about 1967 borders and the other rot is about Iran.

Apparently Hamous and others are still bawling about 1967 borders and many Murricans, black, white and Hispanic still think it is OK to give Texas back to Mexico, Alaska to Russia and Louisiana and Oregon back to France, becoz they think the Israelis are somehow going to pack up and go away and the Palestinians will fill their land.

On the other hand, if India is any criterion, that is exactly what could happen.

First the Muslams said they wanted their own homeland, then they took away our common territories of Sindh, Punjab and Bangla, then they also annexed Baluchistan BTW, now that they mismanaged their 2 countries of Pakistan and Bangladesh, they keep pouring over the border, either as terrorists or economic immigrants.

Their own governments are a mess, even when their kids go to fancy shmancy Western schools and have fancy homes in London and Dubai and Paris, they cant run a government. They make our own bozos look like Disraeli and Gladstone. My goodness, lalu prasad and khursheed alam look like world statesmen, no wonder the TV people love them.

So Pakistan and Bangladesh are a complete mess, their people are always trying to come here and becoz we have like 250 million Muslams, it is very easy to make heck up about ration cards and citizenship. How the heck can the ration card office tell whether Muhammed Hamid is related to 10 other Mohammed Hamids in the same village or not.

I'll tell ya, I cant get a ration card, but they can get a ration card and prolly vote in elections too.

They'll prolly ask me 1000 questions about my domicile even though my Granpa was the Dean of the local med school, my Dad and Uncle went there and all my family grew up here, but they started bawling about my so called domicile. When I found a xerox of my old certificate I felt thrilled and joyous. But if I was called some Muslam name, related to 1000s of similar sounding Muslam names, I betcher I could get a dozen ration cards in 15 days. Just saying.

So I think Pakistanis and Bangladeshis are gonna take over India one way or another, luckily nobody seems to mind.

Maybe Palestinians thought they will slowly overwhelm the Israelis with numbers.

That's why that Balfour guy was such a wuss, he just set up a bad deal. They already created Jordan for the Pallies, they shoulda just made Israel for the Issies, instead of that Wuss letter wussing out dual status for the Pallies.

Well, anyway, though the Issies always say stuff like land exchanges and approximation of 1967 borders, to me it looks like an old stinky chappal, which nobody is really gonna wear, but apparently Hamous and Pallies still talk about it and also the Sauds.

Also the Carterites and the GHW Bushites and bunch of others. I also see they are for giving Tejas back to Mexico, Alaska to Russia and Oregon and Louisiana to France.

Thas all.

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